Here’s what I hate about Twitter:

The verb “to tweet.”

Not because I’m an old fuddy-duddy. I’ve got no problem with internet-based, made-up verbs.

But the service is not called Tweeter. It is called Twitter.

Therefore, you do not Tweet, you Twit. (Wordplay!)

Seriously, though.

Use “Twitting. “

(See, it’s an angry chick because… uh… chicks tweet? Now that I think about it, they totally chirp, but whatevs. I like that chick)