Likes

Movies: Bell Book and Candle, Winged Migration

Books: To Sail Beyond the Sunset, Pangur Ban (W. H. Auden translation), Mysteries by Lilian Jackson Braun

TV: Red Dwarf, Meerkat Manor, Sesame Street, Mio and Mao

Food: Fancy Feast, Whatever you’re having

Jobs

Dislikes

Vacuum Cleaners

The neighbor cats

Bedtime

Sardines

Sticky Child Fingers

Cheeseburgers

Distract children by strolling around enticingly then hop out of their reach. Occasionally allow myself to be petted. Consume any lunch/snack items that make their way to the floor. Lead the way on walks. Defend the house from dogs, squirrels, mail carriers and other undesirables. Teach children about the inherent cruelty of nature by displaying dead rodents/birds where they are likely to find them.

Interests

Licking (myself and others), looking aloof, pouncing, begging for treats, twitching, scratching, stalking, second breakfasts, sleeping, walking on you while you sleep, outside, toys with feathers, harassing local chipmunks, sticking my face in your face, drinking out of your water glass, and whipped cream

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior" -Hippolyte Taine