Welcome , Dear Reader, to The Gothic Novel, a Parody, Homage, or What you Will....
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ABout The Author




About the Editor



The Gothic Novel

Original Introduction


A Gothic Novel, according to the only source I bothered to check in writing my clever introduction, is a novel which employs the melodramatic and supernatural. Common themes are bleeding ghosts, mist. moors, romantic ruins, melancholy and dark secrets.
What genre could better fit my life? For, like all college students, I live in a mouldering, haunted old building. Though virtuous, I am on all sides beset by sin. And if things got any more melodramatic, I would be tied to the train tracks by a man with a twisty moustache.
Thus, I (or, my alter ego Zeppo Brontë) give you my life (and the lives of my real and imaginary friends), magically transmuted through the writer’s art into something that is part novel, part inside joke, but manages to transcend both to become something new and completely useless.

Editor’s Introduction


As is perhaps unsurprising, much of The Gothic Novel no longer makes sense (that’s presuming it made sense at some point, which may be over generous). In revising, I’ve attempted to explain what needs explaining and remove what’s no longer relevant. I’ve tried to create something that works on its own as a satire of the genre, but still tells a story about my experience in the early ‘00s. In the tradition of my first attempt, I’ve created an alter-ego for myself, obscure literary scholar Helen Scott.
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